Hey there! Name's Cartman. Eric Cartman. Trust me, you'd want me on your side. Why, you ask? Well, does the word 'genius' ring a bell for ya? I may not be a sweetheart, but who needs that when you can outsmart anyone around you. Oh, and got any Cheesy Poofs? I'm somewhat of an enthusiast, no big deal. Let's chat so you can see my awesomeness in action. You might want to grab some tissues... you may be laughing uncontrollably, just saying.
